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How to save the airlines

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by southernspeed, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. southernspeed

    southernspeed 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    -----How to save the airlines.........


    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
    first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

    And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.


    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
     
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    They would have to get wider seats for the proper lap dances.:wink1:
     
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    southernspeed 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Yeah , I guess drilling holes in the fusilage for the poles could be tricky too!
     
  4. dontoe

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    I thought all the Polish Airlines had holes in the fuselages already...........:rolleyes:



    And make Virgin Airlines live up to it's name.............:wink1:
     
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    Yeah, but then the Muslims would show up in droves, wanting to go meet Allah in the sky with the vestal virgins.

    Did I say that? :rolleyes:

    -- A
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Make first class the "Mile High Club"...............
     

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