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How to sneak 80 oz. of your favourite beer into the movie or ball game?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Introducing the beerbelly -

    Look here.
     
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    I hope that comes with an ice pack, warm beer sucks.
     
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    Or you could just put some clothes on a keg, and tell everyone he's your little cousin who happens to puke a lot.
     
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    dear god i have seen the heavens.
     
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    But wouldn't the seat belt while you're off roading force the beer out of the little tube?

    Not that I'm advocating drinking and wheelin by any means.

    I don't drink and wheel.

    Really!

    Well maybe if we were camping and wheelin.

    That might be o.k.

    Definately not though if not campin and wheelin and just wheelin with no campin.
     
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    Hey, that's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine!
     
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    Ive seen it all... but thats pretty good...
    as a beach team sgt working malibu we would see all sorts of "inventions" (alcohol is illegal on the beaches out here... and for good reason)
    lets see.... we saw
    the Im pregnant
    the buried coolers with the sip tubes ( an L.A. favorite)
    the "soda" containers

    some knucklehead actually wore the bear can hat once.. you know the one.. with the two cans in it... he tried disguising it with a lil umbrella...

    when Mailbu became a contract city they put out 15 beach team deputies and 2 sgts in the summer... the tickets paid for that ten times over...it was a money maker.. yes it just about cut out alcohol related stupidity on the beach... yes it cut down on drunk drivers leaving the beach after a day in the hot sun sipping brewski

    for me..it was fun for about the first week looking at the babes... then after that even butt floss was ho hum... and writing cites all day in the sun wasnt fun
     
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    Ya know if you put vodka in a water bottle and walk in like you know what yer doin and order one of those industrial 55 gl. barrels of pop you can mix a mean drink
     
  9. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You sir are correct. Gin and sprite is a gameday favorite.
     

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