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how to tell if you've been californicated:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by olskool, May 24, 2006.

  1. olskool

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    1. Your co-worker has eight body piercings and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

    4. Your child's third-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

    5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

    9. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

    12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps, and you don't even notice.

    14. the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks' wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

    15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

    17. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

    18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

    19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class.

    20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

    21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

    23. Both you AND your dog have therapist . . . and lastly.

    24. The Terminator is your governor. [​IMG]
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    wow! there are gay plumbers in California?! I WOULDVE NEVER GUESSED THAT! :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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  4. olskool

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    Sorry about the repost.
     
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    no problem. I know bashing california gives you guys hard ons.:rolleyes: :p: :haha:
     
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    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Such an easy target Brian...:p:

    Rene
     
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    Must be repost week on the ole CK5....................
     
  8. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    I respectfully point out that this applies to perhaps half of California.

    The geographical size and population of that area, however, is larger than any other state (except Texas, which is a separate country, like Quebec) :haha:

    The rest of California -- the outlying areas -- are much, much saner, and more like Nevada (except we don't sell our mothers on the street corner), Arizona (except we don't pack guns on the street for shooting Messicans) and Oregon (except we have sales tax and don't farm Christmas trees.)

    :D

    -- A
     

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