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how to travle

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Nov 9, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.

    > Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The

    > other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"

    > The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of

    >a guy on a Harley." the other flea responds saying, " Thats the worst way to travel. Try >what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While

    >you are there, look for a nice stewardess . Crawl up her leg and nestle in

    >where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."



    >The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.


    >A year goes by.....


    >When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.


    >The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"


    >"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New

    >Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess

    >came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm

    >that I fell asleep.
    >When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
     
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    jacob
     
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    i remember that one, lol /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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