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How to wash a cat....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TXBIGFISH, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. TXBIGFISH

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    HOW TO WASH A CAT

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
    water, and have
    both lids lifted.

    3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
    towards the
    bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
    and close both the
    lids (You may need to stand on the lid so that he
    cannot escape.)

    CAUTION!!!: Do not get any part of your body too
    close to the edge, as his
    paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
    The cat will
    self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the
    noises that come
    from your toilet, he is actually enjoying this.)

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
    provides a "power
    wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite
    effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
    ensure that there
    are no people between the toilet and the outside
    door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
    quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
    and run outside where
    he will dry himself.

    Sincerely,

    THE DOG



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  2. delta9blazer

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    now that is funny.

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  3. chvyhs

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    I was doing it all wrong in Jr high. I used to just throw them in the pool. Now I see how ineffective my way was. Thanks

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    I love cats, but that was hysterical! SROTFLMAO!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

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    LOLSTC !!!!!! (scared the cat) [​IMG]

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    I just wanted to let you know I have now read this to several people, and everyone of them thought is was great!

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    Is the cat supposed to disappear when you flush? If it isn't, I think I'm in trouble![​IMG]

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    I tried that. But my wife put one of those BLUE things in the bowl........ We know have a blue cat.....LOL

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