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HOW TO WASH YOUR CAT

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    1.Add one capful of shampoo to the water in the toilet. Put both lids up.
    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
    (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and
    make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat
    is actually enjoying this.)
    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".)
    5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
    7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

    Sincerely,
    The Dog
     
  2. jjlaughner

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    hahaha
    I'll have to remember that one
     
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    Wish I had a cat to try that with! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Safety disclaimer.... Pay extra attention to steps 5 and 6!

    You do NOT want to be in the cat's path.... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif






































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    After you get your cat all nice and clean.........
    Its Showtime!!!!!

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