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Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by Jeff 86K5, May 9, 2000.

  1. Jeff 86K5

    Jeff 86K5 Registered Member

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    GHOSTLY DRIVE
               
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    Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in
    the car and started it up.  After a couple of minutes, an old man
    appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.  The passenger
    screamed, "Look at the window.  There's an old ghost's face there!"
    The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window.
    The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his
    wits, said, "What do you want?"

    The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"

    The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on
    it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.

    A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.
    The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the
    speedometer says we're doing 80 now."  All of a sudden there was a
    light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

    "There he is again," the passenger yelled.  He rolled down the window
    and shakily said, "Yes?"

    "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked.  The passenger
    threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

    They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what
    they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some
    more tapping.

    "Oh my God!  He's back!"  The passenger rolled down the window and
    screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"

    The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the
    mud?"
     


    Jeff 86K5
     
  2. Blazer79

    Blazer79 1/2 ton status

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    LOL

    You should update it to say "jumped in the Ford Explorer"[​IMG]LOL

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    What the heck!...Drive it like gas is $0.50/gal!!!
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