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Hungry & Viagra

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon
    >and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
    >she asks.
    >
    >He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
    >appetite."
    >
    >At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup,
    >homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines.
    >
    >"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
    >
    >Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would he like maybe a
    >steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a microwaved pizza or a tasty stir-fry
    >that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "Naw, still not
    >hungry."
    >
    >"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
     
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