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I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE'S @SS!!!!!!

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by muddin4fun, Apr 7, 2001.

  1. muddin4fun

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    I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    There is a f*ckin punk kid who just got an s-10 blazer with a v-8 in it and has been driving down my street like a bat outta hell, spinning his tires and $hit!!!!!! There are a lot of kids that live on this street and I live on this street and I'm tired of him going down our street at 60mph everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live behind an elementry school and the speed limit is 20. I'm gonna f*ckin throw my old headers at him the next time I see him!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>Sorry...just need to vent<br><br>Actually, I'm gonna get a licence plate number (I know some police officers). There is no excuse for driving like that!!!!!!! He's a f*cking teenager!!!!!!!! He's not an experianced driver!!!!!!!! One time he drove by me and gave me a wave and a look like, "I'm God and I know you want me." I will pull his punk @ss out of that d@mn blazer and beat the everliving tar outta him!!!!!!!<br>Sorry, I got carried away again.<br><br>[​IMG]<br>http://k5chevyblazer.homestead.com/home.html<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by muddin4fun on 04/18/01 05:42 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
     
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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    Barrow somebody's paint ball gun. No damage and it will get his attention.......LOL

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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    I thought I was the ONE for social hostility and wanting to beat the pee out of people! HEEHEE! "No....Road Rage and aggressive driving would be where I drag you out the car window and beat you to death with my bare hands!" Just show that little punk a real Blazer and he'll chill.

    "Why YES!..the Fast-lane was built just for YOU!! Because we all needed someone to drive slow and screw up traffic!!!!"
     
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    i dont blame you i have 2 kids of my own ages 6&7 people need to learn that kids dont pay attention to cars and THEY need to drive responsibaly in area where kids are if i was you i would beat his a$$ too hope you get him nailed good (legally) we dont want you posting from the gray bar motel lol

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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    Throw some sand in the street....he hits that and it's see ya time! What my neighbor does and it's extremely entertaining to watch the idiots fly around the curve hit the sand then fly into the parallel curb and kick their tires in. Most of them wreck the axles too so they have to be towed away. Maybe after he wrecks his S10 you can see if Jimmyjacks kid still has that bike that he could sell to him? [​IMG]

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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    YOU are ONE bizarre Christian, Steph....If the Hokey-Pokey is what it's really all about, which one do we pray to? Hokey, or Pokey? Still boring in Cali.?

    "Why YES!..the Fast-lane was built just for YOU!! Because we all needed someone to drive slow and screw up traffic!!!!"
     
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    I'm not bizarre. Just not boring is all. Besides it's not me who put the sand out there. My feeling is this...you drive down the street going 70mph with kids, pets and people all over you get what you get. If the cops won't do anything about it after getting complaints time after time then something has to be done......

    I'd stick with praying to God. Best bet would be there. And yes Cali is boring most of the time. Least here it is. But now with the new K5 club things should be way more fun and entertaining! [​IMG]

    I'd pay good money to watch Lara throw her old headers at him going by. That would be a sight!

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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    You need to get some of those tyre spikes that the cops have . THAT'LL stuff him .

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    Just shoot him Lara! [​IMG] Unless you think the cowgirl could rope him...

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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    I like the idea of sand......I might try this on some of the idiots that don't know how to drive in our parking lot!!!


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    what ya need to do is go to walmart and buy some of those cheap yard balls they keep in the big racks,when ya hear him comin lightly toss one out in the street in front of him.if/when he stops inform him that a child could have been right behind the ball.if that dont work,go back to walmart and get yard darts!j/k!!call the policeand get your neighbors too alsoif theres enuff complaints theyll have to do somethin.we used to have a menace that was prob worse than him.and a crackhead to boot.w/ an early flamed chevrolet truck(sweet truck tho)that little *^@$! ran me off the road,w/ my wife and kids in my camaro.i called the police and told them they best get em cuz if i did theyd be callin in the homicide division.every cop in my area was lookin for him that nite.he later that same nite wrecked his truck.(no it wasnt me)i think hes in jail now,i know where he lives and the truck hasnt moved in months.it was still driveable i seen him for about a week after he ran me off the road.then 1 day no more speed racer.BTW christans are allowed to get wound up too.just dont act on it.

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    I sometimes want to do something, like take out a rear tire, but then the little sumbit#ch would crash and maybe hurt someone else........so I just yell and think about ripping them out of the car
     
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    Yeah, just shoot him, like we agreed last nite in the chat room. LOL
     
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    Re: I AM ABOUT TO STICK MY BOOT UP SOMEONE\'S @SS!!!!!!

    Ha ha!!! POW!!!! Oh! Did your tire go flat for some unknown reason?? I'll shoot his tires out after he passes my k5. I would hate to disgrace her with him all over her. She'd get ticked at me for that! LOL!


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    Actually, I've still got my old rope. I could try and rope the punk and tie it around the light pole in the yard and it'll yank him right out! I'm okay at roping cattle, but people might be harder-especially this guy cause cattle have more sence than this kid and there'd be know way of telling exactly which way he'd run! LOL!
    I wish I had my old horse! He he!! Could you imagine a punk kid exploding out of a shoot with me on horse, rope swinging, and chasing him! LMAO!!!!! I'll sell tickets for that one!


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    for years I have listened to my father yell at all the kids to slow down. You get somebody shouting at you as you drive by and it scares the h*ll out of you...

    Now I'm buying his house, and I have to autistic kids. They don't understand the danger problems (like roads) that most kids would.

    He lives 1/4 mile out of town on a dirt road that is very well maintained. Kids like to get out of town and give it a little gas...

    I'll get to start dealing with this crap pretty quick...

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    Reading this post nearly gave a serious anxiety attack. I havent had to yell any idiots for awhile since the powder blue maverick got taken down. Call the cops, tell them your concerns, tell them you know someone whose kid has been twice by cars speeding down the street.Go to this kids house and talk to his folks and/or him. Bust his balls in front of his friends. Personally, I think sand would in the road could cause some serious liabilities! Anyway, grab your soapbox and nail this little testosterone bomb!

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    my friend is a master of pranks to teach that kid. Try stealing his driveshaft one nite and then hiding it somewhere. He'll think its a tranny prob and get it towed. Or you could put a weight on the driveshaft so he couldn't more than 2 mph before his car starts shaking.

    just some ideas,

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    For Sale 1 aluminum ELF mini cruiser, three piece Technique cranks, Phil Wood sealed European bottom bracket, 20x1 3/8th Ambrasia rims, GT Mohawk sealed bearing hubs. Its only as fast as you can make it go!!!!! More practical than an S 10 and you can't piss off the neighbors~

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    Get somebody to slash all 4 tires...There's a guy on my street that does the same thing. I can't stand him every time he does something stupid I call the cops..I might sound like a old lady,but I have beaten his @ss too many times!



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