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I am such an @SS!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shane74, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. shane74

    shane74 1/2 ton status

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    A friend of mine sent me an e-mail this morning telling me his wife left him for another women! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif The bad part is all I could think to say was "DUDE, what did you DO to her"?!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif I guess I'll have to supply him with mass quantities of beer...and maybe a stripper too! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    damn that sucks /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    Holy sh!@ Dude.......your reply was kind of funny in a..... demented way. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif That does suck though, how can he compete with that? /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    Wait a second.................theres LESBIANS in Vancouver! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif Holy shnikies! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif UM UM HI. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif I'M A LESBIAN you know. /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif
     
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    The bad part is all I could think to say was "DUDE, what did you DO to her"?!!

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    What didn't he do to her... /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
     
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    What didn't he do to her...

    [/ QUOTE ] OR Maybe its what he DIDNT do. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    I'm a lesbian, too!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

    A lesbian trapped in a mans body! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Thats it!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif
     
  9. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol, personally I'd prefer a woman to leave me for another woman. then, at least, if I have to think about an ex with an other lover... I'm thinking about a chick! and two chicks getting it on is always kinda hot. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    J
     
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    Wow!
    I'm a lesbian too!
    I never knew ther were so many on this board!
     
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    Look at it this way.....SHe left him....good chance in court that he will be able to keep most of his stuff.
     
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    We talked for a few hours last night over some beer. I guess she was kinda AC/DC ever since high school and just couldn't figure out what she wanted. She's a really nice girl, but he was WAY too nice. I'da dumped her a long time ago. He kinda asked for it though. I guess for many years they had an "open" marriage. I honestly never even had a clue about it. I guess it works for some, but not me. Look at what can happen... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    I guess she told him that she won't fight for custody (if she was really telling the truth, who knows). Sh emoved out and only took her clothes and a few personal items. She gave him back the wedding ring and everything (that really hurt him, they'd been married for 10 years). He and the kids come out "ahead" so to speak, but still sucks for the kids. How in the hell do you explain that one to your kids? /forums/images/icons/confused.gif
     
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    ouch

    i just hope she dosn't have a heep.
     
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    How in the hell do you explain that one to your kids?

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    Mommy's a lap licker /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    Just trying to lighten things up. I recently helped a family friend move thier daughter back home after her newly wed husband had been caught cheating on her, married for only 2 months...he was foolinga round with a co -worker for three /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
    some people just don't understand the vows they take...
     
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    and maybe a stripper too!

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    I'd hold off on the stripper... The wife might come back if she hears there are naked women in the house...


    Seriously, that's pretty wacked!! After 10 years of marriage? I think the same thought for cheaters; why cheapen your vows??
     
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    "Lap licker." /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Or, how about, "carpet muncher"? /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    "lap licker" RTFLMFAO!!! I've heard most them, but not that one! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Yup, and 'till death do us part doesn't mean you can shoot 'em either!
     
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    nope. she drives a little mitsu-sh*tty... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    The mommy can tell her daughter that she likes to kiss the other womans lips...but not the ones on her face!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     

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