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I am the grand masta...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Jul 10, 2004.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Tonight at work, in a matter of an hour and a half, I found 37 golf balls... 2 of which are balls that my friend lost during our last game /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

    My total is now just over 50.. only 5 of them I paid for... I found 18 balls on monday when I walked around the golf course... tonight I walked around the cow pasture that surrounds the golf course... they were everywhere... I walked around one small patch and filled my pockets, so I went into the gift shop and got a bag...

    I walked out behind the kitchen and noticed about 5 balls under a pile of grass clippings behind a bush. "These are mine now," I said to no one but myself, placing the balls in my ball sack...

    But I'm not going golfing again until Tuesday, so all these balls are going to just sit in my room /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    Anyone want a golf ball?
     
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    So what you're saying is - you like balls? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  3. Capman2k

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    Yeah I guess so... /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    I was keeping them in a teapot with a cow on it... But I don't have anymore room in there... What do y'all golfers use to store your balls??? ???????
     
  4. Shaggy

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    My balls are in my sack. My golf balls are in my golf bag. /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    I keep golf balls in my swampers
     
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    I have mouse balls in my swampers. Dirty, filthy mouse balls.
     
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    You raped so many mice......
     
  8. Shaggy

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    Dirty, filthy mice... They deserved it, half of them were sun mice anyways, and those things are practically useless anyways. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    tonight I walked around the cow pasture that surrounds the golf course... they were everywhere... I walked around one small patch and filled my pockets

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    Sure!!! Golf Balls!! /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif I remember those days, we used to call them shrooms... Mmmmm Shroommms...
     
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    Heck, I have people give me golf balls for free. Got me a big gallon bucket sitting in the front room /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     
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    you just got to make a golf ball cannon. They are like potatoe guns only they shoot golf balls. Be sure to stay away from people when using it. /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif

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    I don;t have any golf balls /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Re: I am the grand mastabater

    Whats up with all the balls ??? Do you sell them to the golfers or something like that ?? I don't golf, so I don't know anything about it.
     
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    Re: I am the grand mastabater

    I golf with em... I only take like 8 with me, and I usually come home with 9 since I'm always on the lookout for unattended balls that don't belong to myself or the person I'm playing with... If I find some under a tree or something, they become my own personal balls...

    I could probably make a killing running a used golf ball black market at work... Little America is EXPENSIVE... I paid $8 for 6 balls, Target has 18 for $8... I think used balls even cost nearly a buck a piece... But they don't have very many used ones thanks to people like me /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     
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    Re: I am the grand masta... *DELETED*

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    What is the grand masta anyways?
     
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    It's horrible slang, forget you ever heard it and don't repeat it
     
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    slang for what?
     
  19. Resurrection_Joe

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    A bad spelling for Grand Master, only to be used when talking about experts in a field or me.

    Now clean my boots, I was kicking a dead racoon this evening
     
  20. 84gmcjimmy

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    ooh. So say "phil" was really good at duck hunting, i can call him the grand masta?
     

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