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I am under orders from my wife

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    Not to wave the peepee at her any more.

    Especially while she's on the phone to her mom. :haha:

    -- A
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    oh, is that all you do? I could give you some pointers to make it even dirtier :D .
     
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    Try jumping Jacks next time...:D

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    beater_k20 Banned

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    No way. You could sprain something:doah:
     
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    Loose Nut Banned

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    she's not laughing at you, she's laughing at it. Ahhh its so small and cute, like a thimble
     
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    walka walka walka!!!
     
  8. jekquistk5

    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Has anyone seen the movie Waiting. I always do the batwing or the brain to my g/f she hates it. Also I do the hamburger... bamm
     
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    love chasin her round the house with the helicopter...
     
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    Ahh the batwing, have you perfected the Goat yet?
     
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    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Nope not the goat, everytime I'm set I wait for like 3 minutes and then give up the second I give up and tuck my junk in ther person I am trying to get walks by.... Just like the movie
     
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    I thought I was the only freak all these years...
     
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    Ahhh, good times, good times.
     
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    You are under orders from the man club to refer to your manliness as somthing other then peepee, as this phrase usually stopps usage at the age of three
    k, thanks
     
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    THE BRAIN!!!!!! :haha: :haha: I remember doing that while intoxicated at parties many o' times, ahh to be so immature again. ofcourse I would not hesitate to bust it out again if necessary :D :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    wooo woooo woooo
     
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    Just walk up and stick it in her ear.:eek1: Now, she has something to bitch about!
     
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    unless you're Corey :D
     
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