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I borrowed the neighbors goat...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Sep 19, 2004.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Gawwwddddam, that thing stinks like sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!t, we brought him over to make with the humpy humpy on our girly goat and now my entire property stinks like pooo.... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    I was afraid when I saw the title, that YOU were gonna "get with the humpy,humpy" on the goat! /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I'm just wondering why he has a female goat to begin with. Is there some kind of Osamanite pimp service going on that we're not being told about ?? /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

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    Bubba is a regular customer...The neighbor is trying to sell his house so he doesn't want him there, I'm tellin ya this thing wreaks, You can smell him in the house with the doors and windows closed. The reason we have goats is because their cheap lawnmowers, I got 5 acres of blackberies and they're destroying them... /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    arent black berries good?
     
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    cheap lawnmowers, I got 5 acres of blackberies and they're destroying them...

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    Your just gonna make it worse. Unless You get rid of the roots they wont go away. By letting Your goats (ho's) eat them down all its doing is pruning them so that they come back bigger.
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  7. chevyfumes

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    They eat them down to just the main vine so I can cut them out, there is no way in hell I would ever be able to get rid of them forever, but once they get cut out then the goats do a great job of eating the new starts. Before we got them I had heard stories of how goats will eradicate brush in a big hurry but though no way.. But the truth is they do, infact thats all they do is eat, sleep and make lemonade and jelly beans... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    we had a goat for quite a while, we called him Stinky /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif. We had him to deal with a few real bad poison ivy spots. Ate that stuff no problem and took care of it for good.
     
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    make lemonade and jelly beans...

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    I have come to the conclusion that You are a sick fawker.
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    I have come to the conclusion that You are a sick fawker.

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    make lemonade and jelly beans...

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    I have come to the conclusion that You are a Goat luvin sick fawker.
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    there, fixed it for ya! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Goats need lovin too, even the stinky ones.... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    when I was a kid (no pun intended) we had a goat that ate our trash, it ate everything paper, plastic, metal, everything, even burned stuff /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    What took you so long???

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    Had to weed though all the other sick fawkes around here /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Goats need lovin too, even the stinky ones.... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    you can probably give the goat the reach around and grab his GOATEE! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     
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    thats my favorite part... /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    thats my favorite part... /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    thats just wrong, all wrong. man u need some /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    thats my favorite part... /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    (Adam Sandler, doing goat voice)
    Ro,ah,ah,ah,ah,ah,ob , F@#k me in the goat a$$! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    MMmmmmmm goat a$$... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/hack.gif
     
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    Goats need lovin too, even the stinky ones.... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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