To start off, we live in a pool house/shed type thing on my wifes parents property. Her family has 2 golden retrievers and we have one. So saturday morning their dogs were barking more vicious than usual, we couldnt figure out what they were barking at. Our dog which sleeps with us wasnt barking at anything, so my wife decides to go outside and see if she can see what there barking at. At this point we think their still in the main house. so she goes out our little screen door, while i'm still more than 1/2 asleep and starts screaming the worst, scarriest scream you could imagine your wife screaming and she runs back towards the house. Me thinking a dog was chasing her, i somehow roll out of bed and decide i dont have time to open the screen door so i charge right through it yelling "HEY!!!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!" as loud as i possible can trying to scare the would be killer dog off, it turns out it was one of the familys dogs was running full speed at her when she poked her head around a hedge and scared the crap out of her. i have no idea what i did to my shoulder, i hit the door with my left shoulder, but my right is hurt so bad, that i cant lift my arm 90 degrees to my body (picture chicken dance motion) its too sore to sleep on, i think i did some good internal damage. anyway heres some pics.