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I EAR YA

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 30, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he
    suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However,
    he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his
    dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but
    expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at
    all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He
    picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question
    of the interview was always the same. "Do you notice anything unusual about
    me?" he asked the first candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated
    the first candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the
    second candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the second
    candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third
    candidate. "Yes. You're wearing contacts." Thinking he had found the man for the
    job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?" "You can't wear glasses if you
    don't have any freakin' ears."
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    LOL !!!!!!!
     
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    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Bwaaaaaaa !
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

    thats a good one!!!

    Later
     
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    thats good!!
     

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