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I feel ill...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    not really..
     
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    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    PAD!
     
  3. cegusman

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    Quit eating out your goat's and you won't get sick.































































































    Pad!
     
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    Does it have somthing to do with your nipples?
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    After owning goats for so long I no longer have a craving for lemonade and jelly beans...
     
  6. Cricket

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    One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
    Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
    This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
    Went up to the front with a menu and his money
    He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
    He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
    The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
    He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
    You be illin'

    Today you won a ticket to see a Doctor
    Front row seat in free no pay
    Radio in hand, snacks by feet
    Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
    You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
    Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"
    You be illin'

    The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party
    Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi
    You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"
    She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'
    stance
    You be illin'

    For dinner, you ate it, there is none left
    It was salty, with butter and it was def
    You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
    But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
    You be illin'
     
  7. cegusman

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    lol
     
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    Your going through withdrawls! Quick have a drink:D
     
  9. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    MMMMmmmmmm ok...:D
     
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    Who else has the flu? Send me some orange juice Rob.
     
  11. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I need it to mix with my morning vodka...:D Been pretty lucky this year been ODing on the vitamin C and garlic...:saweet:
     

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