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I Had A Funny Dream

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    I was in some mall or at my grandma's trying to poop or something but all the bathrooms were glass. Then I was in a tattoo shop and it was really wierd, just a big square room with flash wallpaper and four sections going from normal to crazy bike dyke biutchy crazy porno. Then some craszy ravenous rabid dog was with it's head in a mason jar was fighting me in a small house with a countertop splitting the house. The man siad "Boy, that if thing gets loose, you're dead" he meant from the jar. It was like the pug dog from Men In Blackm but with it's head smashed in a mason jar. I'm pretty sure I shot it in the face. My guns were very toylike and I was freaking out about it. Maybe I had one of those retarded FN 5.7's. Then I had to go homw and pack but I couldn't find anything. I had to leave all my old back issues oif Heavy Metal. I ended up back at the tattoo shop with some old biker chick saying "Yeah, I'm gonna donate my cervix, my uterus, and my clutch" and I'm thinking... ooooo kayyyyyyyyy. Then it was back to the mall with the glass doors which warped into a half school half hospital which I ran through like a crazed armed monkey. I think Vincent Price was after me. It was a mix of den and hospital. Green jello and wood paneling.

    Oh wait, I just remembered, at the tattoo shop I met some guy, and he was helping me pack, and we had this long Metallica discussion.

    "That's Hetfield"

    "Who"

    "From Metallica"

    "I thought that was Jason"

    "No, he quit"

    "I thought Cooper quit"

    "No, wrong band"

    "Well, what about Longenfeld"

    "What?"

    "Birfield?"

    "That's a Toyaota thing"

    "Ohhhhh so Hetfield"

    "Yes"

    "He's standing over there you know"

    "Really?"

    "Yeah, he looks drunk"

    Then Hetfield is screaming "What ever! I'm never pandering again, **** you, we're gonna make the scariest metal ever, with a layer of pudding on top, pudding metal it'll be called, "Harvester Od Pudding!""

    Uhhhhh yeah
     
  2. spongeidys

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    i wish i could rember my dreams that are crazy like that in that kinda detail
     
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    Hmmm peyote or psiloscybe?
     
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    :rotfl: I love RJs posts, that definately made my day! :bow:
     
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    I had a dream the other night that my wife was addicted to "Coyote Tranquillizers (sp) ".......still haven't figured out what the differance is between the coyote version and the "regular" version....but she was hooked, man! Sneaking around shooting up and stuff.
     
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    sounds like a bad acid trip. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    I had another one a night before. I had a blue paint mohawk and me and thegirlilike were busting ****ing heads at a football game
     

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