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I Hate Horses

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, May 6, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Some dip is keeping horse on my land and not taking very good care of them.

    Anyway, Thomas, the tow truck guy, stops and says "HEY! YOU HAVE HORSES ALL OVER THE DAMN ROAD"

    I said "Oh"

    So I chased horses around 12 acres with a 2003 Chevy Malibu and a Ruger

    Because I can only really use roads in the car they just went in a circle.

    By the house, through the driv eway along the highway through a cornfield, blah blah blah

    I just called the police

    Serve and protect me!
     
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    Got a .22. Get so rat shot......
     
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    Man, I set a world record for cussing tonight
     
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    I hear them Europeans like to eat horse meat You could possibly make some money off them things.
     
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    They're not mine

    I'm tempted to off them, but dead horses are stinky and far less sexy
     
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    Get a Paintball gun and have a ball.
     
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    Tuco mentioned a little trick to me.

    Use a bag of red man chewing tobacco, he says they love the stuff.
     
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    Holy Crap That Is Some Funny Shiat^^^^
     
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    This thread is just to fkn funny :haha: :haha: .
     
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    I'm sorry, but that's about the funniest thing I've read in a while.... It HAS to go in my signature!
     
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    lol thats great.... i wish i could see that!
     
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    and he lost, dont forget that
     
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    My father in laws sheep drink all the water out of my birdbath... and poop little sheep poops all over my yard. Just thought I'd share that.

    I feel your pain RJ
     
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    you should have used surpips lawnmower.... from what i hear ryobi mowers scare the **** out of horses
     
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    stoopid sheep
    ask fumes he will come get them
    all of them


    if they put out
     
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    heck ya Ryobi mowers kick so much ass you all wish you could own one
    :D
     

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