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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Q: How many solipsists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: I know not of this lightbulb.



    Q: How many empiricists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: I know that I have once screwed in a lightbulb correctly.



    Q: How many idealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: It's already screwed in, and will never burn out.



    Q: How many immaterialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: What lightbulb?



    Q: How many panpsychismists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: One, for there is only one.



    Q: How many realists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: In most cases, one.
     
  2. Drey

    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    dude...use smaller words...on 1, 2 , and 4
     
  3. BurbLover

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    How's this... (I couldn't resist. Teah, I'm a smart-ass.)

    Q: How many solipsists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: I know not of this lightbulb.


    Q: How many empiricists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: I know that I have once screwed in a lightbulb correctly.

    Q: How many immaterialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: What lightbulb?
     

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