Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

I just had a disgusting epiphany!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Feb 20, 2006.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2002
    Posts:
    12,527
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Centralia, Washington
    I'm on a mission tomorrow to spit a small bite of chewed up red licorice into the toilet or urinal at school and leave it for someone to ponder over...
     
  2. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2002
    Posts:
    1,726
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    SoCal
    Dude- :peeing: "Hey, WTF is this?"

    Dude2- "Dude, thats you wang."

    Dude- "No, not that asshat, whats this bloody looking discharge?"

    Dude2- "I dunno, looks good though."

    Dude- :eating: "It IS good, it tastes like red LICORICE!"

    Dude2 - "SA-WEET! Gimme some!"

    Together - "Nice!"


    Thats what'll probably go down. :D
     
  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2002
    Posts:
    12,527
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Centralia, Washington
    That's even funnier (and likely) than the looks and sounds of disgust I was imagining! :haha::haha:
     
  4. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2002
    Posts:
    16,250
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    Tri-Valley, NorCal
    I'm not normally a fan of MTV type practical joke shows, but I did see a funny one my son was watching where they took a bunch of Snickers bars, some Hershey milk chocolate bars, and mashed them up and rolled it into a huge 4" by 24" long peanut filled rope. Then they coiled it up in a toilet bowl and had a friend of some famous actress go into the stall at the restaurant. The think looked like a T-Rex took a dump in the toilet. Then the manager blames the actress and she goes off.
     
  5. 79k20350

    79k20350 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2004
    Posts:
    7,757
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Ct
    i remeber that one it was pretty funny. as for the licorice, you guys are some sick bastards:D
     
  6. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2001
    Posts:
    5,070
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    dg
    I'm not sure that counts as an epiphany...
     
  7. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2002
    Posts:
    12,527
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Centralia, Washington
    Another one I thought of- work a couple jaw-breakers down to aboot pea size, and leave those in the urinal with some red juice. :D
     
  8. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2004
    Posts:
    8,224
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Colorado
    Why not toss in a jawbone or an eyeball.
     
  9. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2002
    Posts:
    1,726
    Likes Received:
    20
    Location:
    SoCal
    Friend of mine actually did something like that once. We were out at the movies, after the movie we were all in the restroom taking a leak, and he had a pocketfull of BBs. He would drop one in, after groaning, and you would hear a "clink". Groan. "Clink". Groan. "Clink".

    I hope I never get stones.

    Al
     
  10. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2002
    Posts:
    12,527
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Centralia, Washington

    Ah, the Lord of all that is Bubbly and Plastic. :D
     
  11. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2003
    Posts:
    7,198
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    NC
    I regret reading this thread while eating.
     
  12. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2006
    Posts:
    8,598
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    43rd State


    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

Share This Page