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i just the wierdest IM ever...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MEPR, Nov 9, 2003.

  1. MEPR

    MEPR 1/2 ton status

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    A PORN STAR IMED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So here i am quietly eating a donut when the "do you whant to accept an IM from ?" shows up. I say yes (im into meeting new people) and so we talk briefly and she tells me her friends said i was cute, so she says here some of my pics. Im bored so i click on em, and HOLY HANNA! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    SHES BUT NAKED AND ON THE INTERNET /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    Sorry just had to share my quiet sunday morning whith you guys /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Gawd you are gullible. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    Rene
     
  3. MEPR

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    oh c'mon you wouldnt do that if your half awake enjoying the sunday morning donut. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    I thought it was helarious, ill probly be laughing about for weeks /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    ill admit it was probly just someone promoting "new talent" in the "industry" but still, that dosnet change how funny it was /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Or maybe she just picked a random picture from the internet, and said hey... i can tell his guy who needs to get laid, "this is me." /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  5. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    You're even assuming the person is female...it's prolly some 58 year old homo in a wife beater shirt trolling for boys from his prison cell. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Rene
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    You're even assuming the person is female...it's prolly some 58 year old homo in a wife beater shirt trolling for boys from his prison cell. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif/forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Rene

    [/ QUOTE ]Good point, but you can't have a computer in prison, and if you could get one, no way in hell you'd be able to get on the net, they read your incomeing and outgoing mail for escape plans, plans to smuggle in drugs, ...ect.
     
  7. MEPR

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    well all of this is vary valid, but it dosnt change the fact that it was funny as hell /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    [ QUOTE ]
    A PORN STAR IMED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So here i am quietly eating a donut when the "do you whant to accept an IM from ?" shows up. I say yes (im into meeting new people) and so we talk briefly and she tells me her friends said i was cute, so she says here some of my pics. Im bored so i click on em, and HOLY HANNA! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    SHES BUT NAKED AND ON THE INTERNET /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
    Sorry just had to share my quiet sunday morning whith you guys /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    What's next, are you going to post an e-mail you got telling you about this great deal for helping out some Nigerian launder $2 million?
     
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    actually that was going to be my next post /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I keep getting these awesome emails about how to make my penis bigger, soon as I have an extra $20 I will go in on it!
     
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    its obviously marketing, i guess you guys dont see the humor or shock in getting on the comp and getting a random instant message from porno people. E-mail is one thing, but an IM /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    its obviously marketing, i guess you guys dont see the humor or shock in getting on the comp and getting a random instant message from porno people. E-mail is one thing, but an IM /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    There's no humor in, I imagine most of us have been victim of this stunt on numerous occassions...........
     
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    oh well i just thought it was perty funny, i guess i just have a sick sense of hummor /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    I cry when that happens to me /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    Here I am minding my own business, when all of a sudden I think I'm gonna get some online action from this supermodel... and I get a link to pics that I have to pay for... and the biatch won't talk to me anymore /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    I guess chicks really are only after our money...
     
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    Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  17. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I keep getting these awesome emails about how to make my penis bigger, soon as I have an extra $20 I will go in on it!

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    I've spent $100 so far... but on the bright side, I don't roll outa bed anymore in the middle of the night....
     

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