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I know we are not supposed to talk about religion...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, May 4, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    but I thought you might appreciate this prayer :D


    Men's Prayer

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
    and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and
    I don't give a sh!t.
     
  2. mr.smartass

    mr.smartass 1 ton status Premium Member

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    amen...
     
  3. mr.smartass

    mr.smartass 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Well maybe not deaf... but definately mute... wait... she can still make sounds right? I'm offending myself again....
     
  4. southernspeed

    southernspeed 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    As I lay me down to sleep,
    I park my K5 out in the street.
    If it should move before I wake,
    pray the Lord will lock the brake.:D
     
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    Don't forget that she must know how to cook and clean, too.
     
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    Mmmm... I like this one.. Deaf-mute is fine but as long she does more bed action and less signing. (I know sign language) :D
     
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    :haha: :D
     
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    yeah definately not deaf. how would she know when we tell her she's doing something wrong? lol
     
  9. mr.smartass

    mr.smartass 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Is this your first post in the lounge?

    EDIT: nevermind, make that your second...
     
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    Punch her?
     

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