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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, May 26, 2004.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    REDNECK jokes, I made up my own, even my wife thought it was good. You might be a redneck if... your gittin it on with your woman, and someone knocks at the door,you duck your head out from under and yell " If you aint Kim Bassinger, your a dead man!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    I like this one:

    You know your a redneck when you stare at a orange juice container that says "Concentrate" /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    You know your a redneck if you lose your camoflague truck.

    and... you just might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and you pee with it!
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    You might be a redneck if your tires cost more then your truck. (Close) /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    With the tires costing more than the truck one, I am looking at 44" tires for the blazer, so most likely any brand will be more than what I paid for the blazer /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     

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