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I like gas prices ....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by riz, Jun 20, 2002.

  1. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue">...As compared to these ...
    You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?

    Makes one think, and puts things in perspective.

    Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ......... $10.32 per gallon
    Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ....... $ 9.52 per gallon
    Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon
    Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10 .00 per gallon
    Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon
    Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon
    Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .......... $123.20 per gallon
    Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon
    Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................. $84.48 per gallon

    and this is the REAL KICKER......
    Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon.

    $21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source.

    So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car
    doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or Heaven forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or
    NYQUIL!!!!

    Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip
    to the pump...........! </font color>
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    The next time I need a gallon of Nyquil and Pepto I'm in some serious trouble.... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Ok if you need a gallon of whiteout then your a dumbass /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    That'd be one thick peice of paper when you were done though..... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  5. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue"> Like Wes' porno mags ! LOL ! /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif </font color>
     
  6. shane74

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    Yeah...but that ain't white out!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Now that's a mental pic i could have done without!!! /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

    rene
     
  8. chevyfumes

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    LMAO!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Booooo!!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

    Hey, at least my mags are Playboys and not Playgirls like yours are!! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  10. riz

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    <font color="blue"> oUCH ! tOO FUNNY ! </font color>
     
  11. ChevyCaGal

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    At work I think I go through a gallon of whiteout a week... I hate forms... all we fill out are forms and more forms... need a form for permission to order more forms!! Ahhhhh.... /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    <font color="blue">You're still having some troubles with your TPS reports, huh ? </font color>
     
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    I hear you there! Since we have soooo many forms to fill out around here, I made up one that I call the FU-2 form. I actually had a new guy here thinking it was a real form that he had to fill out in order to get his first paycheck! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif You should have seen the look on the HR managers face when he asked her for the FU-2 form. I was around the corner in the hall (along with 3 or 4 other managers) waiting for him to ask for it. We all busted up and he got SO EMBARRASSED! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif I still use that FU-2 form once in awhile. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    <font color="blue"> Hillarious ! </font color>
     
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    TPS? If that stands for Totally poopy stuff... then yeah that's it... /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    All most related- kinda- if you rub your eyes really hard you might be able to see it fit this topic- in a way.

    We have dispacting computers in our stalls, we get our work-orders from 'em, tall the advisors whats needed, and send parts-requests to the parts department.
    -K- I told ya that so I could tell you this.
    I ripped out a Parts Request, buzzed around the corner into the parts department. The guy tosses my request on the counter and says
    "WTF man!! Is your key-board on fire or somehing?"
    My request had everything on the wrong line, letters missing from the words, and complete words missing all-togather..

    "Is your key-board on fire?" - Bahhahahhaa

    Probably had to be there, I just thought it was funny.
     
  17. potato76

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    dang all of those are over priced it seems cuz i can get the big gatorade for $1.29
     

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