My sister is insane. This is a note she left on my desk while I was in the shower a few minutes ago (I had taken her last piece of gum while she wasn't looking): "By taking this last specimen of Wildberry Frost Extra, you have taken all hope of my efforts to save the world. I hereby announce my opinion that you should be obliterated from the planet for all of time. Signed, The One They Call Raja." Dubya tee eff.