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I LOVE MUSTARD

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 26, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

    The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation,
    I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

    "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

    I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

    I love mustard.
    I had no napkin.
    I licked it off.
    It was not mustard.

    No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand.

    I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.

    Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard..."Poupon.'"
     
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