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I love my new car!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    I just got my new Lexus, and returned to the dealer the next

    day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
    He said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued, and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
    I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd say,

    "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, "Beatles!"
    I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but
    I swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$#OLE$!" I yelled.

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
    Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
    and Bill Clinton on sax.

    I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  2. steve_kibbe

    steve_kibbe 1/2 ton status

    Feb 4, 2004
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    Spartanburg, SC

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