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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mikey_d05, May 8, 2006.

  1. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Alright, here's the deal, my g/f is honors at the U of M. She's trying to study for finals and her roomate and roomate's boyfriend are in the room, blasting a movie, and making out. The library is closed, the lounge gets way too loud, and every place else is basically too far away to get any studying done.

    She cranked her music to drown out the movie, they didn't flinch, she asked them to turn it down, they said the music was too loud, she told them she has two big finals tomorrow and asked them to leave, their response was that it's at least that loud elsewhere so she can deal with it. I think they're trying to piss her off on purpose.

    I'll be up there on Wednesday night/Thursday morning until Saturday morning and would like to get even with this little bitch. My g/f won't ever have to deal with her again after Saturday and this is just uncalled for during final's week. I can't physically confront her or make it just blatant, but I'm a master of sarcasm and douchebaggery. What else can I do to basically make her cry without telling her what I think of her? 3rd grade pranks are more than welcome.
     
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    They don't have a "Reading Day" or quiet hours?
     
  3. mikey_d05

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    Nope, think big city university and trying to enforce quiet hours. Hell, we have them here and they're blatantly ignored, my headphones are my best friend.
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    obvious sexual acts in front of the roomate ought to piss her off. :D
     
  5. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Already on the list, and I'm not even kidding.
     
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    Bring lots of stupid friends and lots of beer(bongs).
     
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    Walk around naked. If shes not around, unplug her TV and pull one of the flat blades out of the plug. Dont take a shower for several days before going, so you really skank up the room when you walk in.
     
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    Pretty sure if #1 happened, #2 would be out of the question, and nobody wins in that situation. :haha:
     
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    beans, and lots of them several days before going...
     
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    get ahold of some itching powerand when she isnt around go crazy with all her cloths.


    that or get some shellfish oil and do the same thing...although shellfish oil will stink up that entire room so be warned.
     
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    Invite a bunch of people over to get drunk. (plausible deny-ability) :dunno:

    Buy a few shrimp. Not huge ones, smaller are fine. Just before you leave put 1 in each item of hers that you can unscrew. TV's, radios. clocks, etc. There is plenty of room in them and the stink does not appear at a noticeable level for 12-24 hours. Then it will gag a buzzard.:eek1:
     
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    Put NAIR in her shampoo bottle. Conditioner bottle too, just to cover all bases.:D
     
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    Things to say...

    "You a lot fatter in real life than in your pictures"
    "Oh I understand why HE is your boyfriend, your probably his rebound ho"
    "Don't worry, I am sure the swelling will go down at some point"
    "Does this smell bad"

    This one takes some time, but get a look at her keyring, If she drives a car find out what kind of car. Then have a replacement key made that is not correct and swap that onto her key ring. It will drive her nuts.

    Cut the nipples out of all her bras.

    Remove the valve stems from her tires.

    Put baby oil in her shampoo

    Squeeze ICY/HOT into her toothpaste tube.

    Use anything and everything of hers without asking.

    Replace her birth control pills with TicTacs.

    Take her birth control pills.

    Smear a light coat of Vaseline on all her toiletries

    Take all the batteries in everything she owns and install them backwards.

    Call her boyfriend and tell him to stop sleeping with your girlfriend (her)

    Get her cell phone number and then get for sale signs and house for rent signs and put the forsale signs on random items in town with her cell phone number and be sure to write... Best time to call after 10pm.

    Call her parents as a concerned faculty member and ask if she has been sick cause you have not seen her in class for 2 weeks.

    If she owns a rear wheel drive vehicle zip tie something heavy to her driveline so that this wobbles... or put a long ziptie on that slaps the bottom of her vehicle when she drives.

    These are just a few I could think of for now...

    Good luck.

    Oh and the FOR SALE SIGN trick I have done on several occasions. It will haunt her for weeks to come. VERY EFFECTIVE
     
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    Have sex with her mom.:wink1:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :bow: :bow:
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Kill her and cut up the body into tiny little pieces and bury them all over campus...
     
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    If you have all of those pieces just skip the shrimp and use them.
     
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    cut her parents up into pieces and put them into some chili and feed it to her, super glue pubes on her toothbrush, pee in her bed, if the house has central heating and air take a dump in the air vent, thats all i got
     
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    i actually kinda like the pee in her bed idea. :haha:
     
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    Man you guys are harsh!!! I love it.
     

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