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I need to hang out with these guys...*vid*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by midnitewarya, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You don't need guns...you have the roundhouse.
     
  3. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    :D :D

    Chuck once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got it.

    :haha::haha::haha:
     
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    When chuck jumps into a pool, chuck doesnt get wet, the water gets chucked
     
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    Chuck invented all of the colors of the spectrum except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
    -Harrison
     
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    87BrnRsd 1/2 ton status

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    Chuck counted to infinity twice.
    Chuck doesnt go hunting. Hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck goes killing.
    Chuck once punched a woman in her ovaries when she didnt give him correct change.
    When chuck does a pushup, he isnt pushing himself up, rather, he is pushing the earth down.
    BTW- My RA put nametags on all of our doors in my dorm, and he gave everyone a chuck norris quote. Thats why I remembered so many of them. Hell, all I have to do is look outside at my neighbors doors.:haha:
    -Harrison
     
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    Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts[​IMG]
    1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
    2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
    5. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
    6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
    7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
    9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.
    10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
    11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
     
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    there are a lot of really bad shooters there... Granted I've never shot a full auto but some of those aiming for the car were like 100 feet up the hill
     
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    Some of them were nine year old girls after all.


    Besides, I don't care if I hit nothing all that firepower would be a blast.
     
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    And who says Al-Qaeda is the only one's to train them young. That's how the war is gonna be won right there.
     
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    Crossfire,,,:whistle:
     
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    Full auto gives you a full sack, instantly.:haha:
     
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    that video,,,,,,all i can say is,,,,

    I LOVE IT,,,JUST AWSOME
     
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    man...no one let me shoot a full auto when i was a little kid...im sad now
     

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