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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MOABDADC22, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

    "Well, I can think of one thing.." the man offers.
    "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
    bikers who were
    threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
    wouldn't listen.

    So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him
    on the head,
    kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground,
    and told him,
    "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me".

    St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

    "Just a couple of minutes ago". /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    K5Dan 1/2 ton status

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    hahahahaha!that's funny! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Good one!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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