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I should be a fricken marriage councelor....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I just had an epiphany whilst taking a leak. Instead of becoming pissed at something stoopid the wife does and then engage in an argument with her. I just went ahead and had the argument in my head, it was funny because the outcome was exactly the same only I didn't have to say I was sorry and that she was right. Blissful ignorance washes over me like a warm wave of retarditity... Yummy...:D
     
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    damn, you've been married how long?
     
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    I bathe in the sh!t
     
  4. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    That warm wave is something else, pay attention to what is in your hand Fumes..........:D
     
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    After so many years you learn to let the small stuff go because the post traumatic stress headache ain't worth it.

    If you want to avoid the couch start mentioning how much you love the couch.
     
  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Way ahead of that train wreck ,I let her convince me we need vibrating lazyboy barkoloungers with heated seats, a cooler in one armrest, remote storage in the other with the optional toilet bowl bottom so you never have to move until you need a movement...:laugh: :haha: :wink1:
     
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    Motion sensor wiping.
     
  8. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Does it come with your choice of full frontal nudity???
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    if my wife made as much $$$$$$$ as your wife, I'd never even want to argue with her! :grin:

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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Exactly, unfortunately she enjoys the rhetoric...And politicing is not my business....But lucky me, psychosis is.....And business is good....:D
     
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    so i'm guessing you finally learned to put the seat down?
     
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    We have 5 toilets... it's a giant shell game...:haha:
     
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    Find the dookie, find the dookie, which seat it it under................c'mon now folks.....is it here, here, or here..............who's a lucky winner today.
     

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