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I, the penis

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Apr 12, 2004.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge head first into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I don't get paid overtime.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
    ++++++++++++++
    Dear Penis,
    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised,
    the administration rejects your
    request for the following reasons:
    You do not work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
    You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order
    to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has wearing the
    correct protective clothing.
    You'll retire before reaching 65.
    You're unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
    day's work.
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving
    the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
    looking bags.
    Sincerely
     
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    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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    jjlaughner 3/4 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    jackedjimmy350 1/2 ton status

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    Okiemuddog 1/2 ton status

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    one ton burb 1/2 ton status

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