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I took a bath today

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jagged, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. Jagged

    Jagged 1 ton status

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    In JP-8


    Yeah, happy fun time.
     
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    Did it burn like fire?
     
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    If it burns like the STD I got from the whore in Vegas. That sucks.:mad:
     
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    lol my buddy paid $500 for oral and got herpies. The gift that keeps on giving.

    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    $500 for Oral? Jeez..

    I paid $3.22 cents it could have been a man for all I know.
     
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    Oh don't worry we rub it in all the time. Infact I work with him on Tuesday and Wednesday and I will have to remind him about his valtrex RX.


    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    i've got a friend who's got that ****. its too bad, she's really hot.
     
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    JP-8 isn't bad I work in it everyday. Crawling through the tanks/cells. It does suck though if you do not have a built tolerance for it though. Nothing helps with the smell either. My cars clothes everything has that odor and cannot get rid of it.
     
  9. Jagged

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    Yeah... no tolerance here.

    I was sumping a body tank trying to drain some water out, and the sump got stuck open. Sprayed all over the place. Hair, face, arms, legs. Luckily I had an apron on and it protected me from burning nuts.

    Only thing worse than getting JP-8 on your nuts is getting Type-3 soap on your nuts.
     
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    Worse thing is sitting in it unknowningly for 20 minutes or so. Leaves one hell of a burn in a very umentionable place.
     
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    Great balls of fire....

    Worst thing I spilled in my lap was a Q-jet full of Auto-Zone carb cleaner,when I was rebuilding one on my bench--I tipped it to one side to put the accelerator pump in,and it dumped right in my crotch!...:doah: :eek1: :yikes: :yikes:

    It burned like it was on fire for DAYS!..I though "Gumout" hurt the most if spilled on genitals,but the Auto-Zone brand carb cleaner was ten times more painful!...I was red like a lobster,and several showers did nothing to relieve the pain..plain old gasoline hurts like hell too,if spilled on your private parts..:(
     
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    :haha: My aunt's boyfriend (~64 years old) was telling a story about how his older brother got crabs back in the day. His solution? Shave, and pour diesel fuel all over his hootus! :yikes:

    Apparently it got rid of the crabs though. :dunno:
     
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    you're suppose to shave one side, pour gas on the other and light it, then stab the crabs with an ice pick as they run to the other. :haha: :haha:
     
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    Really? I was thinking about using the blender. :thinking:
     
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    Crabs??..turn up the heat!..

    I hear a propane torch with a flame spreader works the best...:eek: ...quicker than shaving !..if that don't work,there's always napalm!..:crazy:
     
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    :whistle:
     

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