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I want a raise !!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I, the Penis,
    > > hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do
    >physical
    >
    > >labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I
    >do.
    >
    > >I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp
    >environment.
    >
    > >I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
    > >ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to
    >contagious
    > >diseases.
    >
    >Sincerely, the Penis
    >
    >Dear Penis,
    >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    >raised,
    >
    >the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do
    >not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work
    >periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You
    >do
    >
    >not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
    >locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
    >stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy
    >at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety
    >regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will
    >retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You
    >sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned
    >task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and
    >exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
    >
    >Sincerely, The Management
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering, and
    &gt;exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.


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  3. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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  4. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    jacob
     
  5. Calclips

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    good $hit.... really good $hit.
     
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