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I want happiness dammit!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Im gonna need possitive thoughts for about the next 10 daze, so get to the humor doods, no negativity for awhile,it's all I ask...:bow:Let me say I need Good thoughts for Mom, and I'll take this to her to see in the hospital w/ a laptop.
    So everone say get well Momma Fumes!!!!!
     
  2. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    Get well momma 'Fumes!!

    And make sure your boy has clean underwear on :thumb: !!
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Sending many positive vibes out for Momma 'fumes!!! Get better soon!

    Rene
     
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    Get Well Momma Fumes!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Best of luck girl! :waytogo:
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children....

    I'll give you my two favorite jokes that I persnally made up!

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    Q: What do a styrofoam boulder and a four leaf clover have in common?
    A: They're both SHAM ROCKS! HA! HA!

    2.

    Did you hear they just found out that Jesus didn't die from being crucified? Yeah, it was some sort of strain of wierd dutch elm disease. The wood used on the crucifix was a from diseased tree apparently......

    Yeah, so anyway, it was cross contamination.....
     
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    Get better soon moma fumes!!!!!
     
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    Good thoughts to the big guy in the sky for Momma Fumes!
     
  9. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Get well Momma Fumes..................
     
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    Get well momma fumes..

    ok. here's a joke I heard recently..


    Mother superior calls all of the nuns together and says " Ladies, I'm afraid there's a case of gonorreah in the convent"..

    one of the older nuns says " that's wonderful - I was gettting sick of the chardonnay"
     
  11. burban89'sgirl

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    Hey fumes mum get well soon!!!

    leaving a flower from my garden to cheer ya up! :D that boy better be bringing you flowers!! :haha:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Positive vibes and healing thoughts heading out to Momma Fumes. If she survived you, this ought to be a piece of cake :D
     
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    Get well soon!!! :D
     
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    Here's a get well soon joke for you Momma Fumes. It's true that laughter is the best medicine. Hope you feel better very soon :D


    A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

    The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"
     
  15. Craig Artzner

    Craig Artzner 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Get well soon! Wow I can't believe Momma 'Fumes will actually be reading this! :bow: :bow:
     
  16. Craig Artzner

    Craig Artzner 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Make sure you show her this...:D

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  17. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    Doh! Get well soon Momma Fumes. We're all pullin' for ya! :)

    j
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Best of Luck Momma Fumes.
     
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    Get well soon Momma 'Fumes...and at least now we have proof that Rob wasn't hatched.:haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Get Well Soon

    Funny Stuff

    Its a beautiful Sunday morning everyone is at the church the sun is shining through the stained glass windows and everyone has there head down and there all praying. When they look up theres the devil sitting on the altar, everybody but one 88 year old man runs out screaming and hollering. The devil approaches the man and asks him "do you know who I am" and the old man looks up and answers "yes your the devil". The devil asks "do you know what I can do" the old man answers "yeah, plagues, agonizing pain and suffering for eternity". The Devil asks " Why dont you fear me" The old man quickly responds " You, hell Ive been married to your sister for 70 years"
     

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