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i want my life to be like a TV commercial.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by boggerless, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    un wrinkled dog food bags, products that work, being able to leave my house doors open and not getting any bugs inside,etc. and does anybody know someone who actualy takes a bite out of one fry???:laugh: can yuz guys thing of anything i forgot?:D
     
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    Yeah, waking up with perfect hair!
     
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    I want to have a life like a guy in a porn video . Come home from work , find two women , and maybe a beer too :thumb:
     
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    No body threatening to shoot you in the knees for 10$:haha:
     
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    That would be great, but they only last 30 seconds...
     
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    i'm done with that now.:haha: :haha:
     
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    no cat massaging your back Paul???AAAAA,i like yours better.:laugh:
     
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    :haha: he didn't get it did he Dave.:pimp: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    i had 10 years disapeer,in what seemed like 30 seconds.just think Chad,i could be in a commercial where i roll up the rim and win!!:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:That's almost perfect...But one beer???.....Two wimmens is cool but you need a new producer!!!...Get a ridder for an 18 pack on ice, approved Igloo cooler...etc. Kind of a Porn-nuptial.
     
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    :haha: :haha: i love it!!:haha:
     
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    The commercial where you walk in the door from work. There stand your beautiful wife, perfect kids, and the family dog. Your fav dinner is waiting for you, and the wife wants a little after the kids are asleep. That commercial????:crazy: :crazy: You might as well move to Fantasy Island, and take Ricardos place.
     
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    I'd like to live the commercial of riding across salt flats.
     
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    i can dream can't i???:D
     
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    or maybe the Publishers Clearinghouse commercial.:D :D
     
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    I always seem to get the commercial where something drops on the poor bastard. :thinking:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Fig Newtons...
     
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    i was thinking piano, acme anvil, etc...
     
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    :haha: it would suck to be in a Fitness Made Simple commercial!!!!being with the straight haired version of Richard Simmons.:eek1: :haha: :haha:
     

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