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I went to the doctor today.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Dec 1, 2006.

  1. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    So I'm sure some of yall have seen my poison ivy thread. Well, the **** has spread over pretty much my entire upper body. When I woke up this morning, I couldn't even open my left eye. On top of that, I had a friend over the other night, and she went to the doc the next day and it turns out she had strep throat. My throat hurts.

    Normally, I hate doctors, I hate waiting rooms, and I'm generally just lazy and way more inclined to sit on the couch and drink beer (they always tell you to rest, right?).

    Anyway, I said to myself, "Self, you're pretty ****ed up right now, so going to the doctor is probably the best course of action." So I drove to the doctor (with one eye shut - driving with no depth perception is tricky). They did the swab test for strep, came back negative. The doc says "you don't have strep, so don't worry about that. Now, about this poison ivy, I've got just what you need" and proceeds to write a prescription for prednisone.

    Miracle tablets. The itching has stopped, my eye isn't swollen anymore, and I feel great. So if you ever get bad poison, get prednisone.

    Or maybe that's just the hydrocodones he gave me for the sore throat talking....
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Beer goes well with those.
     
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    Glad your feeling better...:haha: ;)
     
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    That's what I hear, but I'm gonna wait until I don't have to drive anywhere before I put that theory to the test.
     
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    Anything that ends with "dones" goes excellent with beer.
     
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    Probably a good idea. You think that driving with no depth perception is tough....
     
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    Ask me why I feel like a crackhead.
     
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    Cause your teeth are falling out and you decided to eat lard and give yourself a haircut in your Mothers closet????What do I win???
     
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    A coupon for $3 off a case of Tilex.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Can I get that in confederate bills???
     
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    No, don't give those out anymore, I don't want them ending up in some silly hategroup forum.
     
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    Then I want to donate my winnings to the felons with guns support group...I'll be sending some stooges to pick up the funds...
     
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    ****, I thought you'd give up.
    :whistle:
     
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    So let me get this straight...........You put the lime in the the Cocoa nut and mix it all up?
     
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    Poison Ivy sucks.
     
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    teh hottness
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    Uhhhm yeah what he said,one Kkkrazy dumbass ata time....
     

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