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I WIN!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Sep 24, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Well, I guess I can't Al Gore this thing and take it to the U.S. Supreme Court, so I'll go ahead and accept the title of "CK5 Wanker of the Month."

    So let me break this down and offer my winning speech.

    First, I would like to thank my mommy and daddy, who decided not to use any form of birth control on that fateful day in 1971.

    I would like to also thank my third grade music teacher who realized she was in the presence of greatness after I broke the single season school record after I wore out her paddling board.

    It's not easy to accept a title such as "Wanker of the Month." I'm sure I have a long, hard road to hoe. Oh wait, did I say hoe? I didn't know my ex-wife was here! Anyway, I will do my best to uphold this unprestigous and totally unimportant title and I will do it in a way that will let the world know that Bubba Ray Boudreaux is the "Most Wankiest Wanker web wheeling throughout the wide world's world wide web."

    Thank you and good night!
     
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    First, I would like to thank my mommy and daddy, who decided not to use any form of birth control on that fateful day in 1971.


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    LMAO!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    That's because the best part of you ran down your momma's leg!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I would like to also thank my third grade music teacher who realized she was in the presence of greatness after I broke the single season school record after I wore out her paddling board.

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    LMFAO....That was me in school too...was the bubba ray in my class too..????
     
  5. ChevyHuny

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    Congrats to you Bubba. As winner of the Wanker of the month you shall recieve a kiss from the Wanker of the month beauty queen.

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  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    was the bubba ray in my class too..

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    Nope, and I got it on both ends. At school, and home. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    i voted for ya.TWICE!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  8. UseYourBlinker

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    Congrat's Bubba. You are the champion of champions!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    The man of the hour, too sweet to be sour!!!
    So whatcha gonna do brother when WankerMania runs wild on you?
    To be the wanker, you have to beat the wanker!

    I think this ought to be a new feature every month. Take 3-4 nominations and someone has to carry the title for a month, "The Whole F'N Wanker"

    What do y'all think?
     

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