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"I'd love to be six again,"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 11, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    A man asked his wife,
    "If you could have anything in the world for one
    day, what would you want?"
    "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday,
    he got her up bright and early and off
    they went to a local theme park.

    What a day!
    He put her on every ride in the park:
    The Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, The Wall of Fear
    everything there was!

    Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park,
    her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

    Right to a McDonald's they went,
    where her husband ordered her a Big Mac
    along with extra fries and a refreshing
    chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood blockbuster,
    hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
    He leaned over and lovingly asked,
    "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

    One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my DRESS SIZE."

    The moral of this story is:
    If a woman speaks and we are actually listening,
    we will still get it wrong.
    NO matter what,
    Its a loosing battle either way!!!!
     
  2. riz

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    Re: \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    <font color=blue> She should have just said that then ! What's with this code women speak in ??
     
  3. LadyReaper

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    Re: \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    Hah hah hah!
     
  4. ChevyHuny

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    Re: \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  5. NoAngel

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    Re: \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    Never a dull moment with us women, that's for sure!!
    BTW..."We like padding, yes we do! We like padding, how 'bout you?" Woo-hoo ChevyHuny!! I got your back girl!
     
  6. riz

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    Re: \"I\'d love to be six again,\"

    <font color=blue> I'd love to have a six pack again !
     

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