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I'd rather be in prison...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Goober, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. Goober

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    I\'d rather be in prison...

    Found this in a newsletter I got today:




    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    but in prison you cant go wheeling /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  3. MOABDADC22

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    Re: I\'d rather be in prison...

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    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.


    [/ QUOTE ] [homer] Awwwww, but my work space is the front seat of a Crown Victoria with about 47 cubic inches of personal space[homer/] /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    not so in az
     
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    Re: I\'d rather be in prison...

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    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    [/ QUOTE ] Please remember with prison overcrowding, That 8X10 cell now holds 3 to 5 prisoneers.
     
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    Re: I\'d rather be in prison...

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    Awwwww, but my work space is the front seat of a Crown Victoria with about 47 cubic inches of personal space

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    Which seems to be like riding around in a Huge Fart....just waiting for someone to strike it on the bumper and Light It Up...Lucky You!!.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    813 /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    814 /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
  9. Sandman

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    My office is about 8 by 10, and it even has a window! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Re: I\'d rather be in prison...

    I guess I should quit whining because my "office" can go 138 mph and has several windows, attractive mood lighting, state of the art communications center, road spikes (to stop other people's office)an M-16, M-14, Remington 870, Glock 22 and enough ammo to start (or end) a small war.

    Thanks Sandman, you put it into perspective for me. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I guess I should quit whining because my "office" can go 138 mph and has several windows, attractive mood lighting, state of the art communications center, road spikes (to stop other people's office)an M-16, M-14, Remington 870, Glock 22 and enough ammo to start (or end) a small war.

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    I like your office, as long as I get to ride up front /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

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    Please remember with prison overcrowding, That 8X10 cell now holds 3 to 5 prisoneers

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    Golly, I forgot about that. That means we have room for more!!!

    Let's make it 7-10 per cell, feed them once a day and only let the sorry bastards out of the cell once a day for work detail and their daily beating.

    I wonder if that would discourage folks from wanting to go to prison???

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    I've never heard of anybody wanting to go there. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    I've never heard of anybody wanting to go there.

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    It's not that people want to go there, it's that they just don't mind going there because it really isn't all that bad.

    Whatever happened to chain-gangs?? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif


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    arizona has chain gangs /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    That is a good point. We should have prisons like in Turkey or something.
     

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