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ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away *DELETED*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by leadfoot067, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. leadfoot067

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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    E?

    dang that sucks, send her over to chat with jennie, you know how women are great at giving each other reasons to NOT talk to the old BF again /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. leadfoot067

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    ya rob..... /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif im trying very hard not to hafta me an [darn] about it....
     
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    not to hafta me an [darn] about it....

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    say whah ???? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    not hafta be an ass$%le about it...
     
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    dang Shane, we were all planning a wedding for ya'll too /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif oh well, we'll just have to use the reservation /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Ummm, Id say

    " un-sweetheart, I dont love you, I dont want to be with you, I dont want to see you, I dont want to talk to you, and if this keeps up, I'll not want to stare at that restraining order that I havent filled out " /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    wedding???? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif.......but hey this new girl has definate potential.....
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    Hang a dead chicken on the front porch. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif This also work's to keep Jehovah witness'es away. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    and while your killing chickens hang one on her porce too.
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    tell her you love her and you want her back, but only if shes willing to share with the new gf, and she brings her mom.....that might work...
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    Type up a offical looking health dept. letter telling her to report to such and such health clinic to be tested for ( you pick the STD ) becouse someone tested positive and named her as a partner with in the last (you pick the time frame to corenspond with the STD). and send a copy to her, and a copy to her family. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    restraining order.
    if that doesnt work, and some times they dont, blow her car up.
    Grant
     
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    tell her you love her and you want her back, but only if shes willing to share with the new gf, and she brings her mom.....that might work...

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    lol...a win win solution
     
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    In some countries it's legal to shoot er... Ask her to move there with you... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Nothing says love like a restraining order /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    or you could just do what I did... not talk to her for a couple weeks then find out she moved to Phoenix and told everyone but you /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif and try to hook her up with a guy you know nothing about other than what's posted in the non-4x4 forum /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: ideas on keeping an ex girlfriend away

    yeah like crappy2k said, ship her to phoenix to live with muddysub and send some clear taillights with her, and a sticker that says "i explored cappys garfield patch"

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