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If Bikers Ran The World....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 3, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    If Bikers Ran The World....



    The wearing of ties to work by men would be frowned on, as would the wearing of bras and panties for women.



    The opening days of Sturgis and Daytona would be national holidays.



    Third world dictators would be dealt with in the same manner as one would deal with a wino who just puked on his bike.



    All money from traffic violations would go into a huge keg fund.



    Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him.



    Tattoos would be funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.



    The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common hangover.



    Sexual harassment laws would be more open to interpretation and would allow for the fact that most men are really basically just MEN, and the size of her breasts would be the deciding factor.



    Global warming would be encouraged since riding in the snow is such a pain in the ass.
     
  2. 4x4dreamer

    4x4dreamer 1/2 ton status

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    RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!! That helped turn around an otherwise crappy morning. Thank you for that /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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  5. chevyfumes

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    All money from traffic violations would go into a huge keg fund.

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    [ QUOTE ]
    The wearing of ties to work by men would be frowned on, as would the wearing of bras and panties for women.



    The opening days of Sturgis and Daytona would be national holidays.


    Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him.


    Tattoos would be funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.


    Sexual harassment laws would be more open to interpretation and would allow for the fact that most men are really basically just MEN, and the size of her breasts would be the deciding factor.

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    Jon /forums/images/graemlins/burb.gif
     
  7. Shaggy

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    <font color="green"> You forgot a couple -

    America's #1 breakfast cereal would be "Methamphetamine-O's" /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    Women much too old and/or fat to be wearing revealing clothing would be encouraged to wear leather chaps with only bikini bottoms underneath. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

    Taxes would pay for tow trucks to follow bikers around so they could get a ride home when their Harleys break down. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

    People would actually ENJOY being waked up at 2AM by the sound of a Harley with no mufflers being gunned down the street, setting off every car alarm within 2 blocks.

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  8. chevyfumes

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    America's #1 breakfast cereal would be "Methamphetamine-O's"

    [/ QUOTE ] they're crankolisious..... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him.

    [/ QUOTE ] That should be the law anywhere!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    America's #1 breakfast cereal would be "Methamphetamine-O's"

    they're crankolisious.....

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