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If CK5 were a pro Football team...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AZPiNsTrIpEd, Oct 15, 2006.

  1. AZPiNsTrIpEd

    AZPiNsTrIpEd 1/2 ton status

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    What would the our team mascot be?

    Who would be the head coach?

    What would be the starting line up?

    Who would be the water boy?

    and...

    Who would be the cheerleaders?

    Forgive me, I'm really bored:haha:
     
  2. Confedneck79K30

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    our mascot would be a freak because thats what most of these guys build (tube buggies)

    our coach would hafta be steve, the starting offense would be the top posting paying members
    the starting defense would be the mods..
    the special teams players would be the top posting whoremongering non paying members (no offense to anyone)
    the waterboy would be the youngest guy here, or the guy who used to post here with pictures of him riding a mower through 3' of water.. hmm i wonder who that was....
    and the cheerleaders would be the "Wives of..."

    anything else i can give anyone a rambling answer to?
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I know Can-Can would be Brian Bosworth for sure.

    I can be the waterboy. All quiet and calm and everyone make fun of me........until it goes too far, then watch out! :doah: :haha:
     
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    :doah: i wanted to be the waterboy on my riding mower... :doah: :D
     
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    Storm Trooper: Center
    Mike with the white and green monster: lft guard
    The Texas Feller with the Super Charger rt Guard maybe even FB
    The White Blazer no one says they ever saw it move left Tackle.
    Travis: Rt Tackle
    MinWally: TE
    Low Rider: FB
    Steve Watson: TB
    Oatsk5 Goal line HB
    The fella from Wisconson: WR
    BP77 on the other end
    Dozer; MLB
    Oh my QB Well either my self or Nate IVE29
    I could stick to head coach duties
    Team Mechanics Alan from Zona and The Watson Klan
    Water Boy The Jerk off whom yelled shut that kid up or Im calling the COPS in camp just so's we could all slap him around a little.
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'm in charge of hiring and managing the cheerleading squad......
     
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    I'm color commentator.:D
     
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    I'll pass out the "spiked" gatorade :D
     
  9. Corey 78K5

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    I'll count the money:D
     
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    Wonder what A would be doing?
     
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    I'll do team marketing and promotions.. sell the naming rights to the stadium, get the hooters chain involved, that sort of thing.

    The more outside revenue we generate, the cheaper we can sell beer, and get more rowdy fans in the stands. We'll make a raiders game look like romper room.

    Tom
     
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    Choreographing the touchdown dances maybe?

    Tom
     
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    He would be like the autistic kid who get to go in on the last play of a loosing season............
     
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    I think Fumes should be the water boy :haha:
     
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    if fumes was waterboy, our team would have a hard time making it onto the field...
     
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    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    what could i do guys??? I wanna be a part!
     
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    You could be the guy in the shadows who deals the roids.........
     
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    i wanna be the towel boy!!! LOL
     
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    Sorry, but You are in charge of jockstraps............
     
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    damn i hate my job!
     

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