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If Dr. Seuss! was still alive

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by Grim-Reaper, Nov 20, 2000.

  1. Grim-Reaper

    Grim-Reaper 3/4 ton status Author

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    "fredd" sent these to me...it's quite funny http://fly.hiwaay.net/~mdsmith/flacalc.htm
    and

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    Dr. Seuss!


    Al Gore I Am
    by Dr. Seuss

    Can we count them with our nose?

    Can we count them with our toes?

    Should we count them wIth a band?

    Should we count them all by hand?

    If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out!

    I will not let this vote count stand. I do not like them, AL GORE I am!

    Can we change these numbers here?

    Can we change them, calm my fears?

    What do you mean, Dubya has won?

    This is not fair this is not fun.

    Lets count them upside down this time. Let's count until the state is
    mine

    I will not let this VOTE count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am!

    I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! You have not heard the last of it!

    I'll count the ballots one by one and hold each one up to the sun

    I'll count, recount, and count some more! You'll grow to hate this
    little chore

    But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand I do not like it, Al
    Gore I am!

    I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here

    I've glued my desk chair to my rear!

    Tipper, Hillary and Bubba too, all telling me that I should sue!

    We find the Electoral college vile! RECOUNT the votes until I smile!

    We do not want this vote to stand! We do not like it, AL GORE I am!

    How shall we count this ballot box?

    Let's count it standing in our socks!

    Shall we count this one In a tree?

    And who shall count it, you or me?

    We cannot, cannot count enough! We must not stop, we must be tough!

    I do not want this vote to stand! I do not like it AL GORE l am!

    I've counted till my fingers bleed and still can't fulfill my counting
    need.

    I'll count the tiles on the floor I'll count, and count, and count some
    more.

    And I will not say that I am done until the counting says I've won!

    I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am!

    What's that? What? What are you trying to say? You think the current
    count should stay?

    You do not like my counting scheme? It makes you tense, gives you bad
    dreams?

    Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see! You're only care should be
    for me!

    I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! I DO NOT LIKE IT AND AL GORE I
    AMI!!!

    Diging it in the dirt with my K5's
    Grim-Reaper
    http://grimsk5s.coloradok5.com/
     
  2. 1HIHUM

    1HIHUM 1/2 ton status

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    Classic, absolute classic.

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  3. blazen91

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    I think Al should have Tipper change his diaper and put him to bed.

    blazen91
    Protect the land FOR the people
    <font color=red>Not FROM the people</font color=red>
     

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