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"if i said you had a beautiful body....."

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by baldamish, Jun 25, 2006.

  1. baldamish

    baldamish 1/2 ton status

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    "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"....that has two meanings! Like...would you get mad? that's one meaning. Or, would you hug (or whatever:D )me!
    I'm 31years old, and I just got that!:blush:




    that is all.
     
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    the belamy brother, its a shame you just got that it might have done you some good earlier in your life....:haha:
     
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    Thats an old Vaudeville joke.....
    George
     
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    :doah: sumbitch! i never made the connection!
     
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    Well if you don't get that, the you won't get these...

    Excuse me miss, can I push in your stool?

    Would you like to come with me?

    I wish I was an astronaut so I could explore Uranis.

    Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

    Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
     
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    Let's go upstairs and discuss some things of a more pear shaped nature

    WC Fields
     
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    :rotfl: Hehehehehehe, you guys are talking about sex stuffs!! Heheheheh (giggling like a 9 y/o old boy who just saw his first boobie):eek1:
     
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    Better late than never, and you should try these new fruit gusher candys, its like a party in your mouth...
     
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    I saw a t-shirt the other day for a hardware company that said:

    We Screw
    We Nut
    We Bolt
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:

    What was the name of the company. And a phone number :D I am going to have them send me one of those shirts.
     
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    heheheheh you said stool! cool. hay, why do gays like going to gay bars so much?


























    cause a bar stool flipped up side down can seats 4. :doah: :eek1:
     
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    Too drunk to remember that part
     
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    :mad::mad:
     

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