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If it was your dad... I'm still not sorry, "sonofabitch"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Topdown, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. Topdown

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    If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    So I am driving down the road today in Beaverton. (Ya I know, first mistake /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif) Out of the corner of my eye I see this white car (dont remember the make/model) changing lanes... ok, no biggie. that is until he doesnt stop. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif As he pulls into my lane I hammer the brakes and turn the /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif sideways to keep from hitting his wife's door. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif Normally I would honk but of course, I have no horn right now (long story for another time) so I turn on my bright lights. Oh, did I mention that it was roughly 8:00pm? Anyway, I do a quick emergency lane change to avoid his dumb ass and sure enough, just as I am about to the middle of his rear door, here he comes into my lane (to merge onto the freeway). /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif So I hammer the brakes again and turn on my bright lights. (I just put in some sylvania Xtra Vision lights so they are nice and bright now) and follow his dumb ass onto the freeway to head back to the couve. I keep my brights on while I am behind him because I am [darn] pissed now. I think he has now realized that I am quite mad and driving a vehicle that would tear the skin off the shitbox he is driving. So I change lanes to the fast lane to get away from him and switch off my brights. Just as I am about to pass him he lane changes in front of me and continues at the speed of the slow lane traffic. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif I turn back on my brights and get dangerously close to him... like... I cant see his taillights anymore and to be honest, I didnt care if I hit him, I honestly debated shoving him off the damn road. /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif So he figures it out I think... takes off as fast as his little shitbox will go (I.e. Not Very) so, I accelerate with him, keeping so close that I cant see his taillights and all he can see are my bright lights. Finally I see his wife in the passenger seat freak out. like she just woke up and realized that she was about to die (astute observation there) so I back off (but leave on the brights) Finally he decides to change lanes and let me by. So, I turn off the brights and accelerate to pass. As I am going by... the [darn] assmuching toadstool gives me the finger. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif here is where it gets REAL interesting... (and what proves once again that 1) I should not be allowed to have a license 2) No one but me and those I deem acceptable should be allowed to drive at all, ever.) He gives me the finger and I pretty much decide that he is going to die, and I am the one that will cleanse the gene pool of his ultimate stupidity. I change lanes into him. Quickly. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif Waiting for the inevitable crunch and roll that I know is coming I take a deep breath. /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif I hear a horn VERY loud through my soft-top and hear tires lock up. No crunch. No roll. /forums/images/graemlins/ears.gif I look back over my shoulder and see him take the off-ramp through the emergency median at 75mph. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

    Why? I can explain my completely irrational behavior as an obvious lack of maturity and respect for human life, my own included... but I cant explain why some [darn]-stick would be a total and complete toad-licking, stool-[darn], cock-wrench and not see anything wrong with what he did and then believe me to be completely off-base in my anger.

    If for some reason you feel the need to flame me for my reaction, dont bother. No one could possibly make me feel bad for not cleaning the bottom feeding sonofabitch from the gene pool. On the same note, no one could possibly make me feel bad for trying.

    I just wanted to share...:)

    (Post edited and text highlighted for the morons that cant read or are too self-righteous to hold their tongue.)
     
  2. unick

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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    haha i feel the same way out here in socal too sometimes. PPl here cant drive and then the get pissed when I yell at them with my PA.

    Nick
     
  3. Skigirl

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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    Now see, I can't help but think that you weren't really in Beaverton. You must have been somewhere in California.
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I say you were completely in the right, giving him back some of his own sh_t. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I really dont miss driving with most of the a$$ clowns up there. I had almost the same thing happen to me a couple of times while living up there. Even had them cut me off a couple of times while driving limos, or try to merge into a 200+ inch stretch. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif Bad thing is it isnt any better down here in Denver. I think alot of dumb f*cks moved down to colorado while I was in Japan WTF /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
    Z /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    1) the other guy cant drive and sould have his azz kicked.

    2) you shouldnt have tailgated him or swerved over into the guys lane

    3) if you had hit him, witnesses who saw it might have laid the smack down on you and you'd be working the rest of ur life and sending the other guy ur checks.

    4) next time you're blood is boiling, think of all the lawyers the guy is gonna hire.

    /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I was waiting in line to get on the free way the other day and this impatient person decides to floor it and snake his way in front of me and then gives me the finger /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif Cut me off realy bad as well as he passed a butt load of cars to do it.

    A little ticked I get right up on his bumper to the point I could barly see the front of his car, then I reved my motor while nutral dropping it every time we moved forward and chirped the 38's to death, not to mention the 2 times I locked them up while pulling up to him after he would move forward.

    I had just calmed down when I hear a honk from a car in another lane then a cop pulls up and shows me his badge /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    I said I already proved my point and was done while the cop proceeded to yell at me, I dont know weather I care or not, but If I was the cop I would have done the same thing, he was trying to help the person in front of me.

    but when I got on the free way the car that was infront of me got off at the same exit I did, he was pulled next to me then got out of his car and said he was sorry and just running late for a play his 1st grader was in. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif He said he was sorry for the finger and that I really scared him bad /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

    I appolagised back and was really glad that the 6 ft plus dude was not angry /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

    all in all I feel bad about the ordeal and it goes to show ho sometimes we forget who we are or would like to be. I am the first to stop to let cars go through or by and just sliped that time, I know I do alot of things that may tick people off too, such as just flipping a u-turn over the concrete medians in streets /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

    be patient and think happy thoughts!

    1-2-3-4 this person can't bug me any more.....
    now you say it /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I see that crap almost on a daily basis out here......

    In fact last week, some asshat in a company truck pulled the "flash high beams like we're in fawking Europe" trick on me and then got all bent cause I wouldn't move out of his way........
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I used to get pissed like that all the time, and I'm a professional driver!

    Well after getting stuck with some slow azz trucks when I went to running local only I started to just calm down a bit. Then one of those morons who doesn't know how to drive and shouldn't be allowed to breathe almost killed me because he was in too big a hurry and doesn't understand a thing about physics or traffic law.

    Now I'm all for the kick the s**t out of the morons.

    I had a guy pass me on the right shoulder of an on ramp a few weeks ago and clip the bumper of my wifes van when he came back in. He spun and smacked the edge of the guard rail and slid down into the ditch. For some dumb reason I hung around until the cops got there. It took everything I had not to go down to his car pull him out and beat him to a bloody pulp for endangering my life and those of my kids.

    Is there any part of the country where idiots don't roam the roads freely!? /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

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    Is there any part of the country where idiots don't roam the roads freely!?

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    Not that I have seen yet....
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    i dont get why people get so mad driving down the road.

    its like " /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gifim going to walmart MFER!! /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif" i laugh at all these people...if im coming up an on ramp and someone wont move, ill drive on the shoulder...when they look over at me i wave politely and wait for them to flip out and move, no biggie.

    Its pretty sad that people get so mad from driving (BAN NASCAR) that they have to do these stupid things. Look at it like this...the guy is going 100mph, going to kill himself, cuts you off...and in your mind you decide the best course of action is to not let him do it alone.

    Best thing you can do is call me and let me know when your going to be out driving so i can inform everyone i love and hold dear to stay at home.
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

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    So I am driving down the road today in Beaverton

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    I avoid that crapfilled shathole of a town at all costs. Had to go through it for a soccer game this year on a Sunday morning and the traffic still was stop and go...........dunno how they can live on that side of town. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif Really don't..........
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    Topdown, im totally with ya on this one, make sure that next time you have horn off of a mack or something of that sorts. i sure will, gotta get me a PA too, all though i think those are illegal to use here.

    ill count chicago in with the "how dumb can you be" story. broken down vehicle stopped in the left lane of an interstate on a left hand curve with a deviding wall in the middle, and its just sitting there at night, no lights no blinkers, owner still in vehicle, didn't care what it was in there at 80mph. going down the shoulder chittin pants. now that makes ya wanna go back and bouce their face off the concrete wall for a while.

    how bout a slow speed piss me off story. i drive a hazmat truck, stick, have to stop at RR traks, so i do, once i start crossing im not allowed to shift until im done crossing so im moving at bout 7mph, by the time i make it to the other side two or three pricks swich lines on traks and fill in my spot so i no longer have room on the other side so there i sit on the traks with a crud load of flamables on the back and wonder when im gonna get a ticket for that.

    then there are blind spot riders, i got a grandma to do 15 over speed limit before she noticed and slammed on the brakes while hugging a turn /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif that was fun. (accelorate very slowly and they won't notice).

    then side by side 50 mph on a 65mph interstate, a pelethon 1/2 mile long behind the dweebs, but thats ok, its not like there are signs that say "slower traffic keep right" every couple of miles, everybody was at that same speeed, so why move over. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif

    its all good. i vote for a day of a free for all!!
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    I've been there on the tracks like that before. Last time i just pushed the dumb azz out of the way with my mixer. Idiot saw me rolling through the light and he tried to sneak in front of me around the corner through a red light. Put me on the tracks when the gates started coming down. I laid on the air horn and he flipped me off, 25 feet later down the shoulder he couldn't open his door to get out and the cops didn't give me the ticket. They gave it to him; failing to yeild right of way, running a red light and obstructing traffic on a rail right of way.
    My boss even thought I did the right thing.

    A drivers license isn't a right, it's a fawking privilege! It should be a lot harder (not expensive) to get a license so fewer idiots would be on the road.
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    Look up an anger management specialist in your area... maybe you'll benefit from it...
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

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    A drivers license isn't a right, it's a fawking privilege! It should be a lot harder (not expensive) to get a license so fewer idiots would be on the road.


    [/ QUOTE ]I wish they;d make it as hard as the germans have it to get a license. 1 year of behind the wheel training, 1 year of graduated license driving, then you've got it. if you screw up on your drivers test, it immediately ends, you switch places with the tester, and you can come back in a month.

    I used to get completely bent out of shape on the roads... that is, until I caused an accident. long story; short version is that i was coming off some anti-depressants, and not exactly in my right frame of mind. some lady was tailgating me, and wouldn't get away from me... I hit the brakes, and slid to a halt... so did she... I accelerated rapidly, and she was still on me... so, I hit the brakes again... then threw it in reverse.

    2 years of court ordered counciling, an anger management class, and me getting involved in a major T-boning accident later, I mostly ignore the dumbasses for what they are, with 1 exception. people who try to wait until the absolute last millisecond to merge. my truck is painted in primer. if they hit it, I'm out $2.99 worth of primer, and 5 minutes with a dent puller. as such, I have absolutely no compunctions against swerving at these assinine drivers, to force them to either stop, eat guardrail, or eat primered suburban.
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    Well, these kind of people piss me off too. Tailgaters get a nice look at my brake lights. I didn't know a Buick had that short of a stopping distance!! The poor bastard behind me was still sitting there after I took off and n 18 wheeler pulled up behind him and gave him the horn!! He pulled off the road and prolly cleaned up his drawers!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Once had an i d 10 T try and merge on the shoulder beside me. Was funny when he realised that my rig ain't moving cuz there is an 18 wheeler on my left and that there is a nice bridge coming up on him. He lit his brakes up and later got up beside me. He tried the finger and swerving. Nah...didn't effect me. He got up to my side again and pulled out my badge...the last I saw of him cuz he got off the road!!
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

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    2 years of court ordered counciling, an anger management class, and me getting involved in a major T-boning accident later, I mostly ignore the dumbasses for what they are, with 1 exception. people who try to wait until the absolute last millisecond to merge. my truck is painted in primer. if they hit it, I'm out $2.99 worth of primer, and 5 minutes with a dent puller. as such, I have absolutely no compunctions against swerving at these assinine drivers, to force them to either stop, eat guardrail, or eat primered suburban.

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    Definitely couldn't agree more there. I can't stand idiots that can't merge.
     
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    (BAN NASCAR)

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    I guess you are one of those people that think guns kill people aren't you? /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    Re: If it was your dad... I\'m still not sorry, \"sonofabitch\"

    offrdk5- i feel sorry for the sob who cant stop behind me in time, i know it will eventually happen, and unless its a lifted truck or a mack, its not making it past my hitch and 3-ball setup...first person to hit it, i hope they get hung up because i wanna drag em..
     

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