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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Dec 1, 2006.

  1. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    it's that I don't ever want to get eaten by any of the following*:

    Lions
    Snakes
    Giant Spiders
    Small Spiders
    Antelopes
    Chickens with large talons
    Attack squirrels
    Palm trees
    Scarface




    *I don't want to get eaten by anything else, either.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Check that....
     
  3. kgillyk5

    kgillyk5 1/2 ton status

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    Yr' drunk,...arn't ya 'fumes?
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Not yet, still reeling from a stomch ache I got from Applebees last night...Don't ever eat there...:doah:
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    i eat there all the time. well, once in a while... i drink there all the time... $3 Brewtus special, 7 days a week. :deal:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That's what you get for wasting all of that drinking time eating.
     
  7. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Exactly, I spend a few days sipping tea and my whole body starts to fall apart. I guess it's held together by booze...It'll never happen again...:haha:
     
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    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    WTF: Chickens with large talons?

    -- A
     
  9. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    ...and I have the glass to prove it

    brewtus.jpg
     

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