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If my wife was my sister I'd be having sex with her about now

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by BobK, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. BobK

    BobK 1/2 ton status

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    If my wife was my sister I\'d be having sex with her about now

    Holy REDNECK!

    I was desparate and used wood I took from a local homeless guys shanty to build this stand. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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    Cool stand! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif





    Got any pics of your sister? /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif


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    Re: If my wife was my sister I\'d be having sex with her about now

    HAhahaha Looks like a good solution to the 'one man removal' of that heavy sucker /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: If my wife was my sister I\'d be having sex with her about now

    I guess you are trying to point out its slapped together construction. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif In any case, its not pretty but seems to work fine.
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    HAHA, yah wheres the pics of your sister? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Sweet.. so you can take off and put on the top by yourself with that? What do you back up your k5 to the rear 2x4 and lift up the rear of the hard top onto it... then lift up the front and slide the front 2x4 under it?
    I'm gettin some ideas over here so i don't have to call up 2 of my friends everytime my hard top needs to be moved. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    It looks like the two horizontal 2x4s are removable. So you take the 2x4s out, drive underneath the structure, lift one end up with your back and shove a 2x4 underneath, then do the same with the other end.
    If you do make one of these I'd either put those 4x4s in the ground a couple of feet or brace the one that is shown a little better. I'd hate to have my hard top come crashing down because of poor engineering. It looks like the one shown is able to twist, but I guess the builder will have to speak up about that. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    I'm sorry but as the official redneck of CK5 (live in a camper with piles of truck parts lining the outside for insulation) I have to point out that your stand looks too safe to quaify you for redneck status.

    Please reference this rack I built last weekend to transport a truck, truck cab and truck bed (plus misc parts inside of truck cab) from Washington state to Wisconsin.
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    BTW, is anyone on here a chiropractor? I may need to enlist your services after loading that bed up there by myself last Thursday /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
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    Nice stand! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Sleeping with your sister is fun but it can backfire later.
     
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    I don't see his sister but I do see a loose pussy. Hope it doesn't fall on it. That could make for a lonely night. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    to funny /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    I had my willy's body hanging by the same set up for months,LOL I kept waiting to here it fall in the middle of the night
     
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    I had my willy's body hanging

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    Dude, if your willy is hanging that much, you should see a doctor! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Dude, if your willy is hanging that much, you should see a doctor!

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    Or a porn producer! /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Only thing i would suggest is to put another diagonal across the back so it won't collapse towards the fence or the house. Then jut keeps the kids away from it and call it good. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I tried, but after I told him that the landscape timber was bowed due to the weight, he passed out. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    we used 4x4 post and 1x6 for the braces. and some odd ball 4" round poles.
    had it high enought to roll the old frame out and the new frame under it.
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif That's awesome /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    youre holding out on me kenny.... I see you only bring the real okie truck to my place... I guess I dont rate for the fancy caddilac dodge truck!!! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
    cam
     
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    I wanted to put a diagnal piece across the back but the homeless guy I was stealing the wood from came back from looking in trash cans early.

    I actually ran out of 2x4's.I braced it more today.

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    t looks like the two horizontal 2x4s are removable. So you take the 2x4s out, drive underneath the structure, lift one end up with your back and shove a 2x4 underneath, then do the same with the other end.
    If you do make one of these I'd either put those 4x4s in the ground a couple of feet or brace the one that is shown a little better. I'd hate to have my hard top come crashing down because of poor engineering. It looks like the one shown is able to twist, but I guess the builder will have to speak up about that

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    That's exactly what I was afraid of last night.
    About 2am I heard a BOOM...I thought "oh fu#k"
    got up.thankfully it was still standing..."exhale loudly". /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     

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