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I'll have the "soup"!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    Last night I gave a coworker aride home due to his car not running, we walk into his apartment, as he is going to borrow me a disc I've wanted to listento for a while, not 5 feet into his place his wife jumped out of from behind an entertainment center wearing only a red cape and a red thong, and says loudly "super pussy", I looked up and surprised I said " I'll have the soup, thanx" I laughed all the way home! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    That lucky bastard...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Hope she didn't hurt the eyes :D
     
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    did you mean "SUPER" pussy!!??

    I bet her face was as red as the cape she was wearing! :blush: :rotfl: :rotfl: :haha: :haha:


    I had a similar thing happen to me once!--my friends sister came out of the bathroom,and I was standing in the hallway talking to my friend,(her brother)who was fixing the doorknob outside in the hallway--I was inside the apartment holding the other side of the doorknob in place while he was putting the srews in to hold it together..she snuck up behind me,and put her arms around me,and I could feel her breasts against my back! :D :wink1: :bow: I said nothing,and just grinned....

    -- then she gave me a peck on the cheek,and suddenly realized as I turned toward her it was ME,and NOT her boyfriend,who had gone off to buy beer and ciggarretts,and was wearing a similar plaid shirt as mine!...she was horrified! :haha: --and I got more than an eyefull of both sides as she ran into her bedroom witha shriek!.. :haha: :haha: ..I told her I'd gladly take his place anytime!--she was quite good looking,she looked like Nancy Mckeon.. :laugh: ...wish I was her boyfriend! :wink1:
     
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    His luck might have run out with that. :eek1: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Yeah, I'm guessing he didn't get any that night, super or regular.
     
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    I dunno if I'd've asked for the Duck soup or a cheese burger...:haha:
     
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    thats some funny stuff..
     
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    Not that's funny!!! :bow: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    My kinda gal!!! :laugh:
     
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    shoulda asked for the taco and see what you woulda got...


    Friends wife atleast worth it? or did you have to wash your eyes with brake fluid when you got home?
     
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    NOW THATS A HOME COMING. wow :pimp: :D :D
     
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    Yeah she's all right...for a white trailer trash cow that wouldn't know what it is to contributing member of society! :confused:























    I'd never hang out with a girl that would say super pussy! :o :rolleyes:
     

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