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I'm A Bad American

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigcountryk5, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. bigcountryk5

    bigcountryk5 1/2 ton status

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    These are SUPPOSEDLY the words of george carlin i did not snopes it but whomever wrote it thinks realativly like i do, and i thought ya'll like it too....so without further adu......






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    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

    I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

    I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

    My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

    I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

    I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,! paying?

    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

    I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

    And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

    I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

    And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

    if this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
     
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    While I salute that entire thing I am sorry to have to do this:

    REPOST

    ALSO:
    http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

    I see you noted you weren't sure, again sorry but this is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. Mind you a worthy one every time.
     
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    :doah: oh well, i don't care. sorry if anyone's tired of reading it :doah:
     
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    like I said, I'm not, just OCD for reposts
     
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    Damn right!!!! I'll agree with him every time it's posted!!!!!!!!!
     
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    and its not Carlin... unfortunately he's way leftwing.....
     
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    The good part of left wing though
     
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    Hey, reposts are reposts because they are GOOD.

    Repost police can relax.


    :D
     
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    that's what i was thinking too..... i do enjoy SOME of his stuff though so he can't be all bad. :confused:
     
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    heh heh heh, the newest weapon of the repost police, beyyatches

    backtofuturerepost.jpg
     
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    yep, Carlin thinks you've got a small penis if you own a gun...no way in hell he wrote that.

    some dude over on freerepublic wrote it.

    it's also been attributed to Ted Nugent and Andy Rooney
     
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    i can see Ted saying that...
     
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    I've heard it before and I too thought it was Carlin. I can see Ted Nugent saying it, but not Andy Rooney. In my opinion Andy Rooney doesn't have enough sense to write something that sensible.



    I'm waiting for a presidential candidate to step up and say, "I'll take the country back to where it was: Glorifying God first! Then I will start to shrink the federal government. Here's how:
    1) IRS gone
    2) entitlement programs gone
    3) social security gone
    etc.

    I know it won't happen, but I'm still waiting on it. :D
     

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